Scary collection

　　Why won't a witch wear a flat caps?

　　Because there is no point in it!

　　A witch joke

　　What is black, old & ugly and has four wheels?

　　A witch on a skateboard!

　　A witch joke

　　What happens to witches when it rains?

　　They get wet!

　　A witch joke

　　Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

　　Because there are so many witches sweeping the sky!

　　A witch joke

　　What do you call an old hag who lives by the sea?

　　A sandwitch!

　　A witch joke

　　What do you call a witch by the side of the road with her thumb out?

　　A witchhiker!

　　A witch joke

　　What's a witches favorite flower?

　　A triffid!