可憐的男人

　　Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"

　　The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."

　　Bartender: "That should make you happy."

　　The man: "No, the month is up today!"

　　一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里，傷心至極。

　　酒吧招待："你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"

　　男人："我們吵了一架，她說(shuō)一個(gè)月都不跟我說(shuō)話。"

　　酒吧招待："那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"

　　男人："不，今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"