英語幽默：搞笑英語美文

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個成功男人的背后,都有一個女人;每個不成功男人的背后,都有兩個。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

愛情就像照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養(yǎng)。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩會發(fā)生意外,后排座位上的意外會生出小孩。″

Your future depends on your dreams.″ So go to sleep.

“現(xiàn)在的夢想決定著你的將來,”所以還是再睡一會吧。

″Hard work never killed anybody."?But why take the risk?

“努力工作不會導致死亡!”不過我不會用自己去證明。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給你留了余地。

The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

學的越多,知道的越多;知道的越多,忘記的越多;忘記的越多,知道的越少,為什么學來著?