英語幽默:英語幽默五則(2)

 

I Have His Ear in My Pocket

    Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" 

    " A kid bit me," replied Ivan. 

    " Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. 

    " I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."

他的耳朵在我衣兜里 

   伊凡鼻子流著血回到家里。他媽媽問，“發(fā)生了什么事？”

 “一個男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡說。

 “再見到他你能認出來嗎？”媽媽問。

 “他走到哪里我都能認出他，”伊凡說。“他的耳朵還在我衣兜里呢。”