英語(yǔ)幽默:我只要跑得比你快就行了

　　When a Tiger comes

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

　　One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?

　　His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.

　　老虎來(lái)了

　　兩個(gè)男人正在穿過(guò)叢林，突然，一只老虎出現(xiàn)在遠(yuǎn)處，向他們沖來(lái)。

　　當(dāng)中的一個(gè)人從包里拿出一雙耐克跑鞋，開(kāi)始穿上。另一個(gè)人驚奇地看著他說(shuō)，你以為穿上跑鞋就可以跑得過(guò)老虎嗎？

　　他的朋友回答道：我不用跑得過(guò)它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。