英語(yǔ)幽默:寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍

　　In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.

　　She explained to his honor that she was a school teacher and requested an immediate disposal of her case in order that she might hasten on to her classes.

　　A wild gleam came into the judge's eye. You are a school teacher, eh? said he. Madam, I shall realize my lifelong ambition. Sit down at that table and write 'I went through a red light' five hundred times.

　　在中西部一個(gè)大城市的交通法庭里，一位年輕女士被帶到法官面前，她由于開車闖紅燈被開了罰單。

　　女士向法官解釋，她是一名學(xué)校老師，請(qǐng)求法官馬上處理她的案子，以便可以趕回去上課。

　　法官眼中閃過(guò)一絲狡黠，說(shuō)道：你是學(xué)校的老師，對(duì)嗎？女士，我馬上要實(shí)現(xiàn)今生的愿望了。在那張桌子旁坐下，寫‘我開車闖了紅燈’500遍。