英語幽默:誰的兒子最偉大

The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."
四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子。“我的兒子是個教士，”第一位母親自豪地說道，“他進入房間，人們都說，‘您好，閣下’。”
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."
第二位母親說：“我的兒子是位主教。他進入房間，人們都稱，‘您好，大人’。”
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.
“我的兒子是位紅衣主教，”第三位母親接著說，“他走進房間，人們都說，‘您好，尊敬的主教大人’。”
"The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"
第四位母親略思片刻。“我的兒子身高六英尺十，體重三百磅，”她說，“他要是走入房間，人們都說‘哦，我的上帝’！”