英語(yǔ)幽默:更勝一籌

A woman got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop.
一位女士把車撞了一個(gè)坑，于是就去修車。
The repairman decided to have a bit of fun. So he told her all she had to do was to take it home and blow in the tailpipe until the dent popped itself out.
修理工決定幽她一默。他告訴她，她只需把車開(kāi)回家，然后從排氣管里往車?yán)锎禋?，直到凹陷處自己鼓起?lái)。
After 15 minutes of this, a lady, one of the woman's friends came over and asked what she was doing. ″I'm trying to pop out this dent, but it's not really working.″ ″Uh... You have to roll up the windows first!"
這位女士如法操作了15分鐘。這時(shí)，她的一位女性朋友來(lái)拜訪她，并問(wèn)她在做什么。“我正在試著讓那個(gè)坑鼓起來(lái)，但這個(gè)辦法似乎并不管用。”“嗯……你必須先把車窗搖上去！”