英語幽默:等一下就到了

An absent-minded person was standing in the middle of a busy intersection where a policeman was directing traffic, and he kept bugging the policeman because he was confused.
有個很健忘的人站在車水馬龍的十字路口正中央，那里有個警察正忙著指揮交通，而他不斷地去干擾這位值勤的警員，因為他搞不清楚方向。
"Excuse me, Officer! Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?"
他問道：“請問一下，警察先生，可以告訴我醫(yī)院要怎么走嗎？”
The officer was very busy and said, "Just stand here and you'll get there!"
這個忙不過來的警察對他說：“就站在這里，你就會到醫(yī)院了！”