冷知識(shí)：馬克吐溫竟然是個(gè)著名的“貓奴”

馬克吐溫原名薩繆爾·蘭亨·克萊門(mén)(Samuel Langhorne Clemens)，是美國(guó)上世紀(jì)最著名的小說(shuō)家、文學(xué)家，是美國(guó)現(xiàn)實(shí)主義文學(xué)學(xué)派的杰出代表人物。

他的作品以幽默與諷刺為主，尤其擅長(zhǎng)用夸張又符合邏輯的小說(shuō)劇情，諷刺當(dāng)時(shí)社會(huì)的種族歧視、階級(jí)斗爭(zhēng)以及奢靡浮躁之風(fēng)。

他的主要代表作品有《百萬(wàn)英鎊》《哈克貝利·費(fèi)恩歷險(xiǎn)記》、《湯姆·索亞歷險(xiǎn)記》等，幾乎每部著作都帶給一代代人無(wú)盡的思考與震撼。

也許人們會(huì)覺(jué)得，能寫(xiě)出這樣犀利諷刺的文章的作者，在現(xiàn)實(shí)中也很難相處;畢竟，他隨隨便便的一句話(huà)，就能把那些達(dá)官貴人懟得說(shuō)不出話(huà)來(lái)：

有一次，馬克·吐溫應(yīng)邀赴宴。 席間，他稱(chēng)贊一位貴婦：“夫人，您真是太美麗了!”不料那婦人卻說(shuō)：“先生，可是遺憾得很，我不能用同樣的話(huà)回答你。”

馬克·吐溫笑著回答：“那沒(méi)關(guān)系，你也可以像我一樣說(shuō)假話(huà)。”

是不是回答地非常機(jī)智?

不過(guò)，一直言辭犀利、針砭時(shí)弊的大文豪，也有自己柔軟的一面——很多人都不知道，馬克吐溫平生最喜歡的就是貓。

用今天的話(huà)來(lái)說(shuō)，馬克吐溫先生根本就是一位徹徹底底的“貓奴”，或者說(shuō)是一名盡職盡責(zé)的“鏟屎官”!

One thing perhaps lesser known about Twain is his enduring love for cats, whom he respected far more than people. "If man could be crossed with the cat," he once wrote, "it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat."

關(guān)于馬克·吐溫，有一件事并不太為人所知，那就是他對(duì)貓咪們的無(wú)窮無(wú)盡的喜愛(ài)，他對(duì)貓的尊敬甚至遠(yuǎn)超過(guò)對(duì)人類(lèi)的尊敬。“如果人和貓能夠雜交，”他甚至這樣寫(xiě)道，“那么這種結(jié)合能夠改善人類(lèi)的基因，但卻會(huì)讓貓的血統(tǒng)變壞。”

He surrounded himself with up to 19 cats throughout various periods of his life, giving them imaginative names like Apollinaris, Beelzebub, Blatherskite, Buffalo Bill, Satan, Sin and Sour Mash.

在馬克·吐溫人生中的不同時(shí)期里，養(yǎng)過(guò)多達(dá)19只貓，他給這些貓貓們起了很多極富想象力的名字，比如Apollinaris(阿波羅里斯，來(lái)源于一座山的名字，同時(shí)也是一款德國(guó)礦泉水的名字)，Beelzebub(圣經(jīng)中的惡魔;失樂(lè)園中的墮落天使)， Blatherskite(愛(ài)說(shuō)廢話(huà)的人，吹牛大王)，Buffalo Bill(水牛比爾)，Satan(撒旦，魔鬼)，Sin(罪惡)，Sour Mash(酸麥芽漿)等等。

Twain's feline affection translated over into his writing too, and cats make appearances in some of his best-known works. In The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, the story about a cat named Peter is actually a true story from Twain's childhood. There was even a book called Concerning Cats: Two Tales by Mark Twain, which came out long after his death in 1910. This book tells two stories about cats which he used to read to his daughters to help them fall asleep.

吐溫對(duì)貓的喜愛(ài)也體現(xiàn)在他的作品中，在他的一些知名著作里面，時(shí)常會(huì)出現(xiàn)貓的身影。比如在《湯姆索亞歷險(xiǎn)記》中，那只名叫彼得的貓的故事，實(shí)際上就來(lái)源于馬克·吐溫童年時(shí)代經(jīng)歷過(guò)的真實(shí)故事。他甚至寫(xiě)了一本名叫《關(guān)于貓：馬克吐溫的兩個(gè)故事》，直到他1910年去世后過(guò)了很久才出版。在這本書(shū)里，他講了兩個(gè)關(guān)于貓的故事，他曾經(jīng)當(dāng)做睡前讀物念給女兒們聽(tīng)，哄她們睡覺(jué)。

It is said the Twain just couldn't live without his cats, so while he was on vacation he would ask around to see if he could 'rent' someone else's.

據(jù)說(shuō)，馬克·吐溫離開(kāi)貓甚至就活不下去，所以當(dāng)他出門(mén)度假時(shí)，他就會(huì)四處打聽(tīng)看看能不能“租”別人家的貓。

According to an article in New England Today, the most famous cat-renting episode occurred in Dublin, New Hampshire, in 1906. Twain biographer Albert Bigelow Paine was there when the author rented three kittens for the summer. One he named Sackcloth. The other two were identical and went under the joint name of Ashes. "He didn't wish to own them, for then he would have to leave them behind uncared for," Paine explained, "so he preferred to rent them and pay sufficiently to ensure their subsequent care."

根據(jù)《今日新英格蘭》發(fā)布過(guò)的一篇文章，1906年馬克·吐溫最著名的租貓事件就發(fā)生在新罕布什爾州的都柏林。馬克·吐溫在那年的夏天租了三只小貓度假，正好寫(xiě)他的傳記作家阿爾伯特·畢格羅·潘恩也住在那里。這三只貓中的其中一個(gè)被馬克·吐溫取名叫粗麻布。另外兩個(gè)是完全一樣的，用的是Ashes這個(gè)名字。潘恩解釋說(shuō)：“他(馬克·吐溫)并不想擁有這些貓，因?yàn)槿绻菢拥脑?huà)，他就不得不把它們留在無(wú)人看管的家里;所以他寧愿只是把它們租下來(lái)，并支付足夠的費(fèi)用，以確保它們能得到后續(xù)的照料。”

Twain isn't the only literary giant with a fondness for cats, either. His fellow 19th and 20th-century American authors Ernest Hemingway, T.S. Eliot and Patricia Highsmith all shared his passion for all things feline. Maybe there is something about a literary sensibility that combines well with the quick-witted but gentle nature of the cat?

其實(shí)，馬克·吐溫并不是唯一一個(gè)喜歡貓的文學(xué)巨匠。和他同處19世紀(jì)與20世紀(jì)的美國(guó)作家歐內(nèi)斯特·海明威、托馬斯·艾略特和帕特里夏·海史密斯都和他一樣熱愛(ài)著貓咪。也許是因?yàn)槲膶W(xué)上的敏感與貓機(jī)敏而溫柔的天性能很好地結(jié)合在一起?

Smithsonian magazine says that Twain's greatest cat love was Bambino, a cat who had originally been owned by his daughter Clara. After Bambino went missing, Twain wrote an ad in a local newspaper offering a reward and the following artistically styled description: "Large and intensely black; thick, velvety fur; has a faint fringe of white hair across his chest; not easy to find in ordinary light."

史密森雜志說(shuō)，吐溫最喜歡的貓是班比諾，這只貓?jiān)臼撬呐畠嚎死B(yǎng)的。所以，在這只貓失蹤后，馬克·吐溫在當(dāng)?shù)匾患覉?bào)紙上寫(xiě)了一則尋貓啟事，這樣寫(xiě)道：“又大又黑;肥大，毛發(fā)柔軟;胸前有一縷淡淡的白毛;在普通的光線(xiàn)下是不容易找到的。”

We'll leave you with a quote from Twain's 1894 novel Pudd'nhead Wilson: "A home without a cat — and a well-fed, well-petted and properly revered cat — may be a perfect home, perhaps, but how can it prove title?"

我們將引用馬克·吐溫1894年的小說(shuō)《傻瓜威爾遜》中的一句話(huà)來(lái)結(jié)束今天的文章：“一個(gè)沒(méi)有貓的家——沒(méi)有一只吃得好、被愛(ài)撫得好、被人好好愛(ài)著的貓的家——也許是一個(gè)完美的家，但怎么能證明這是一個(gè)真正的家呢?”“

Just purrfect!

總之，毛茸茸茸茸…的貓貓們就是太完美啦!