愚人節(jié)注意事項(xiàng)：玩笑只宜開到中午12點(diǎn)

       The first of April is commonly known as April Fools' Day, and it is customarily on this day to play a trick on[1] a friend. If your friend falls into the trap, then he or she is an April Fool。

　　It isn't only children that like such jokes. Grownups like such pranks, too。

　　Even the media occasionally try to deceive the public with a clever April Fool story.Some years ago, for example, a famous joke was played on the radio. A scientific correspondent[2] reported that strange geological changes had resulted in[3] weaker gravity in different parts of Britain.He asked listeners to jump up and down and see if they could jump higher than they normally could. Many people did.The hundreds of calls the BBC received proved how successful the hoax was. Not until twelve o'clock did the BBC gently remind its listeners it was April Fools' Day that day。

　　Making jokes only lasts until the noon of the day, the rule is rigid and everywhere acknowledged.Anyone who tries to make a fool after midday is a bigger fool than he who has been fooled. The late trickster is instantly rebuffed[4], as a piece of poem goes:

　　April Fool's gone and past

　　You're the biggest fool at last。

　　When April Fool's Day comes again

　　You'll be the biggest fool then。

　　4月1日是大家都知道的"愚人節(jié)"。

　　這一天可以拿朋友開心。如果你的朋友上當(dāng)了，他或她就是"四月的傻瓜"。

　　不但孩子們喜歡開這種玩笑，大人們也一樣喜歡。

　　甚至新聞媒介有時(shí)也編造巧妙的故事欺騙公眾。例如，幾年前電臺(tái)跟聽眾開了個(gè)大玩笑。一位報(bào)導(dǎo)科學(xué)新聞的記者說，由于奇怪的地質(zhì)變化，英國(guó)各地區(qū)的重力減小了。這位記者讓聽眾上下跳跳，看是不是比平常跳得高一些。許多人都照著做了。當(dāng)成百上千的電話打到英國(guó)廣播公司時(shí)，證明這場(chǎng)騙局成功了。直到中午12點(diǎn)時(shí)，英國(guó)廣播公司才和藹地提醒聽眾那一天是"愚人節(jié)"。

　　但愚人節(jié)這天開玩笑只能開到中午12點(diǎn)之前。這是約定俗成的嚴(yán)格規(guī)矩。過了中午還找樂兒的人是一個(gè)比被他取笑的人還大的大傻瓜。過了鐘點(diǎn)還開玩笑的人會(huì)立刻碰個(gè)釘子，自找沒趣兒。正如一首詩(shī)所述：

　　愚人節(jié)已過十二點(diǎn)，

　　你這個(gè)大傻瓜來得晚。

　　待到來年愚人節(jié)，

　　你將是個(gè)最大個(gè)的大傻瓜。

　　注釋：

　　1.play a trick on：捉弄某人、和……開玩笑。Trick還有戲法、花樣的意思。例如：a magic trick就是"一個(gè)小魔術(shù)"的意思。

　　2.correspondent：通訊記者。相當(dāng)于reporter。例如：a war correspondent 隨軍記者。

　　3.result in：最終結(jié)果、導(dǎo)致。例如：The plan resulted in failure. 那項(xiàng)計(jì)劃最終失敗了。

　　4.rebuff：拒絕、受挫。相當(dāng)于deny、 refused。例如：He rebuffed me when I tried to help him。我想幫助他，他卻拒絕了。