Okay, everyone. Time to dig it up what's in the Lost and Found box.
各位,又到了失物招領箱的寶物發(fā)掘時間。
If my dignity is in there, tell it I said "What up?"
如果我的尊嚴在里面,幫我向它打個招呼。
This is my favourite day of the month.
這是我一個月中最喜歡的日子
Oh God, I'm falling so far so fast.
天啊,我墮落得太快太深了
You haven't fallen that far.
沒有這么夸張啦。
First item, a scrunchie
第一件是,發(fā)束。
I need that! Give me! I think I hit my bottom.
我需要這個!給我!我墮落到極限,該停了。
Okay, next item. A pregnancy test.
好了,下一件。驗孕棒。
That's empty. What? I had two free minutes, and you never know.
那盒子是空的??次腋陕?,我有兩分鐘空檔,有孕驗孕,沒孕強身嘛。
Can we move this along? I'm an old man, and I need to get to bed.
能不能快點?我年紀大了,得早點上床。
You are late to meet woman for hot date. You know it.
你是約了妹子"上床",現(xiàn)在遲到了吧。還是你懂行。
A wallet and... no money.
一個錢包...可惜沒錢。
What? If I was pregnant, I needed it for the baby.
看我干嘛,如果我懷孕了,我得花錢去打孩子啊。
And finally for the sixth month in a row... The wig. The wig!
最后一樣,是連續(xù)六個月都有的...假發(fā)。假發(fā)!
Han, it's your turn. We have all put it on except you.
阿憨,這次該你了。除了你,我們都戴過了。
If I had to take a picture in it, you have to take a picture in it.
連我都戴過這玩意拍照了,你也得做同樣的事情。
Okay, fine. Man, I'm a fun boss.
好吧。我可真是個風趣的老板啊。
Oh, sorry, sir. We're closed.
不好意思,先生,我們打烊了。
I was just checking if I left my toupee here.
我來看看是不是把假發(fā)忘在這了。
Take the picture quick.
快點拍照。