英語(yǔ)笑話(huà):Very stupid robbers 兩個(gè)笨賊

Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first robber said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"

The second one said, "But we're on the 13 th floor!"

The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious!"

兩個(gè)盜賊在一家旅館偷東西。第一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我聽(tīng)到警報(bào)響了，快跳吧!”

第二個(gè)說(shuō)：“但是我們現(xiàn)在在第13層啊!”第一個(gè)尖叫著回敬他：“都什么時(shí)候了，還這么迷信!”