英語(yǔ)笑話(huà):What is the bad news?壞消息呢

A guy goes to see his doctor to get his test results. "Well Mr. Jones, I have some good news & some bad news for you. The good news is that you have only 24hrs to live. "That's the good news?" wails Jones, "What is the bad news?" The Doctor gives a sheepish grin and says, "I should have told you yesterday!!!"

小伙子去醫(yī)院詢(xún)問(wèn)診斷結(jié)果。“瓊斯先生，我要告訴你一個(gè)好消息和一個(gè)壞消息，好消息是你只能活24小時(shí)了。”“這是好消息?”瓊斯慘叫了一聲，“那么壞消息呢?”醫(yī)生苦笑一聲：“我應(yīng)該昨天告訴你這些的。”