英語笑話:班級、情人和蠢驢

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[00:19.09]班級、情人和蠢驢

[00:21.75]Professor Tom was going to meet his students

[00:26.07]on the next day,

[00:27.62] so he wrote some words on the blackboard

[00:29.07]which read as follows:

[00:30.49] "Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow."

[00:33.50]A student,

[00:34.82]seeing his chance to display his sense of humor

[00:37.45]after reading the notice,

[00:38.71]walked up and erased the "c"

[00:40.98]in the word "class."

[00:42.71]The Professor noticing the laughter,

[00:44.88]wheeled around, walked back,

[00:47.00]looked at the student,

[00:48.26]then at the notice with the "c" erased

[00:50.94]--calmly walked up and erased

[00:52.88]the "l" in "lass",

[00:54.31]looked at the flabbergasted student

[00:56.70]and proceeded on his way.

[01:00.68]中文大意

[01:34.94]語言點

[01:36.70]erased the "c" in the word "class"

[01:38.25]class

[01:41.88][c

[01:48.02]lass

[01:49.12]姑娘，年輕女孩

[01:50.35]情人，情婦

[01:59.07]erased the "l" in "lass"

[02:01.08]lass

[02:04.57]l

[02:05.81][ass

[02:09.29]驢，傻人，笨蛋

[02:17.44]flabbergasted

[02:20.38]使大吃一驚, 使目瞪口呆

[02:23.50]flabbergasted

[02:25.79]I was absolutely flabbergasted

[02:33.91]when she told me the price.