《柯南脫口秀》第177期:被趕下班機

You are esily the best crowd of the week.I got to tell you. 你們簡直是一周最佳嘉賓 真的

This  woman's wearing a Norman shirt.He was here two days ago. 那女人穿了件諾曼·瑞杜斯T恤 他是兩天前來的

You came to the wrong show.It's all online.You gotta look it up.What's with here? 你來錯節(jié)目了 網(wǎng)上都有的 你去看看啊 怎么回事啊

How are you doing,folks?We have a great show tonight.Very good show tonight. 各位好啊 今晚節(jié)目很棒 我們會很開心的

Check online.Just check the guests before you come.It's that easy. 上網(wǎng)看看啊 來之前看看嘉賓是誰 很簡單的

what else is going on?A lot to talk about. 還有什么情況 很多可談

I just saw this article,psychologists have found that going to sleep early may help off mental illness. 我剛剛看到一篇文章 心理學(xué)家發(fā)現(xiàn) 早睡或能防御精神疾病

In other words,if you stayed up late to watch my show,you're . 也就是說 如果你晚上不睡 看這個節(jié)目 你就是瘋了

It's a mistake.We cause brain damage.You are on your way to .Yes,on your way. 不應(yīng)該啊 我們會致使人腦損傷 是即將發(fā)瘋 沒錯 即將

Interesting story,a Chinese family was kicked off a flight to Hong Kong. 有趣新聞 中國一家人被趕下了香港的一趟班機

Kicked off because their 3-year-old wouldn't sit in his seat. 因為他們3歲的兒子不肯坐在自己座位上

As a result the 3-year-old missed his first day of work.Sawing something. 以至于3歲的孩子錯過了第一天上班 鋸東西

I don't think they're making 3-year-old saw things.Yes. 我覺得不會讓三歲的孩子鋸東西吧 是啊

That's the sound effect I can make.You know,that's what he's doing.Ok.All right,all right. 我只會模仿這個聲效 他就干這個呢 好吧 行吧 行

I told you,that's how they make iPhone. 我告訴你了 他們就這么做iPhone

They make one long bar of iPhones,and then a 3-year-old saws them into different pieces. 做一長條iPhone 然后讓3歲的孩子鋸斷

That's how it's done.all right. 就是這么做的 好吧