《柯南脫口秀》第167期:專門負責照相

Or go ahead,lick him.I get that too. 請吧 舔他吧 我也遇到過

That is just being on television.Really you have dads that come up and say lick my daughter.That's crazy. 電視人物就這樣 真的有父親來叫你舔他女兒的情況嗎 簡直瘋狂啊

You know what's crazy,I had one guy that came up to me and he goes I'm going to take picture,right. 瘋狂的是 有個人來找我 我想跟你拍張照片

and pulls out a rubber horse head,and he goes you got to get on my back,and you  can ride me around the room,and I was like,no I'm not. 他拿出一個橡膠馬頭 你騎到我背上 在屋子里騎我 我說這不行啊

Then he looks at his friend and says he won't even do it. 然后他看著他朋友 說 他不肯啊

And his friend takes his rubber horse heand and goes,oh. 他朋友把他的橡膠馬頭拿出來摔地上了

Come on.Oh,man,he is no fun.Did one guy wear the horse head just to take the picture? I guess. 拜托 天吶 太沒勁了 有個人還專門負責照相嗎 大概是吧

Can I do something really quick?Yes. 我能快速做件事嗎 嗯

Happy birthday,Mom.You got to meet my mom. 生日快樂 媽媽 你該認識我媽媽

I like how you gave the sign of the .You have to meet my mom. 我喜歡你比劃魔鬼的手勢 你得見到我媽媽才明白

Happy birthday mom.Fantastic. 生日快樂 媽媽 太棒了

Got to ask you about this.This season your character Daryl got so hungry,he ate a . 這事得問問你 這一季中 你的角色達瑞爾因為極度饑餓而吃了蟲子

scene，Did you really eat that worm because it looked like you ate a worm.You know I wanted to. 很不可思議的一場戲 你真吃下去了嗎 看上去好像是動真格的呢 我想的