《柯南脫口秀》第149期:多元化表情符號

I call them woo kernels.Yeah,they're covering up for the awkward silence. 這叫歡呼爆米花 嗯 是用來掩蓋尷尬沉默的

I love awkward silence.I know,it is one of your favorite things. 我喜歡尷尬沉默 是啊 是你最喜歡的了

Welcome to the show,good to see you,Andy.We have a great show for you tonight.Ok,no bought that at all. 歡迎來到節(jié)目現(xiàn)場 見到你真高興 安迪 今晚為大家準(zhǔn)備了精彩的節(jié)目 好吧 根本沒人信啊

They're hanging on every word.I said great show.and there was a quiet in here. 他們聽著我的每一句話 我說節(jié)目很精彩 然后寂靜一片

They just assume,like yes,of course.No,I saw people with cropped arms. 他們只是想當(dāng)然了 不 我看到有人抱臂

I wasn't looking.It never happened.It never has.And it won't star now. 我沒仔細看 從來沒有過 從來都沒精彩過 現(xiàn)在也不會變精彩

I can hear what you're saying.No,great show.Great guests.we're going to have a lot of fun. 我聽得到你們的話 不 節(jié)目很精彩 嘉賓很棒 我們會很開心的

Now,that's just sad.That's sad coming at that late date.When you do that,it just hurts everything. 簡直可悲啊 這么晚 簡直可悲 這樣做只有反效果了

What's going on?A lot to talk about tech news.I don't know if we have techies here. 最近有什么情況 很多可聊 有些科技新聞 不知道這里是否有科技迷

But apple's next iPhone update they just announced will include 300 new racially diverse emojis.300,yes. 蘋果的新iPhone更新 將涵蓋300個新種族多元化表情符號 300個 沒錯

Yeah,they're adding one African American emoji and 299 white emojis who about having a black friend. 他們將加上1個非裔美國人表情符號和299個吹噓自己有黑人朋友的白人表情符號

Like,I don't talk to him much,but I see him around occasionally. 我跟他不怎么常說話 但我偶爾會見他

What else is going on?some people are saying bill O'Reilly exaggerated his war experience in the 1980's.yeah. 還有什么 有人說比爾·奧萊利 夸大了他1980年代的戰(zhàn)爭經(jīng)歷 沒錯

People became suspicious because O'Reilly said he was injured in the East Coast West Coast rap wars. 大家之所以起疑是因為奧萊利說 他在東西海岸說唱大戰(zhàn)中負了傷