《柯南脫口秀》第102期:一群嬉皮士

It's April 15th,it's tax day and fun fact of this year,the federal tax code is over 74,000 pages long. 4月15日了 報稅日 有趣的是今年起 聯(lián)邦免稅代碼已經(jīng)有7.4萬頁長了

But stick with it because after page 72,000,it gets really good. 不過別放棄哦 7.2萬頁之后開始好玩了

That's when it gets dirty.That's what I meant. 從那里開始就葷了 我就這意思

Marco Rubio announced his candidacy two days ago.This is interesting.You can vote on election day. 馬可·盧比奧兩天前宣布了參加競選 有趣新聞 你們選舉日在投票吧

people feel the need any time you bring up a candidate in the monologue,yeah,boo!boo! 每次我在獨(dú)白中 提到候選人時 大家就非得歡呼或噓聲 下去吧

In his lifetime,Marco Rubio has identified himself as a Mormon,a Catholic and a Baptist. 馬可·盧比奧這輩子 一直認(rèn)為自己是摩門教徒 天主教徒和浸信會教徒

Rubio plans to address questions about exactly what his religious beliefs are this Saturday at his bar mitzvah.You have been there.sure. 盧比奧將于周六表明自己的宗教立場 就在他的成人禮上 你去過的 是啊

Governor Chris Christie says if he's president,he will crackdown on the sale of marijuana. 克里斯·克里斯蒂州長說 如果他當(dāng)選總統(tǒng) 將打擊大麻銷售

However,that was before he was told it also comes in a brownie.Then he was for it. 但那是在他知道大麻還能做巧克力蛋糕之前 他就完全支持了

That's not pot,that's .I'm not sure what that was. 那不是大麻 那是迷幻藥吧 我不知道那是什么