《柯南脫口秀》第18期:極速前進(jìn)項目

After hearing this,everyone in California asked,where the hell did you get the water? 聽說之后 加州人民都問 水去哪取

A company,get this,gang.Gather around. 一家公司 大家聽好 都過來

Don't gather around,because that's not allowed.But listen,stay in your seats. 別真過來 那是不行的 不過聽好 坐在座位上

A company,acompany has developed a sex toy in which you can store your loved one's ashes. 一家公司研發(fā)了一款性愛工具 你可以在其中放愛人的骨灰

Yes,yes,that's true thing.yes.so now you know what grandma means when she say grandpa lives on in all of us. 是的 真事 這下你知道奶奶說 爺爺生活在我們每個人身上是什么意思了

Alway put the atop the canoe. 總是把漿放在獨(dú)木舟上

ladies and gentlemen,I want talk about something in the news. 女士們先生們 我想說件新聞

The harley-davidson company is introducing a brand-new bike,line of bikes actually geared toward older riders. 哈利-戴維森公司推出了新的系列摩托 是為上年紀(jì)的騎行者設(shè)計的

Look that,yes,the article is called Project Rushmore. 看啊 該項目被稱為極速前進(jìn)

Because they want to let older people ride motorcycl more comfortably. 他們想讓上年紀(jì)的人 更舒適地駕乘摩托

So the bikes will have wider seats and more stable handing to accommodate riders in their 50's and 60's. 摩托設(shè)計了更寬的座位 操作更穩(wěn)健 以適應(yīng)五六十歲的騎行者

Best of all,the harley company asked us if we would unveil their new bike on our show,which I think is real honor. 最好的是 哈利公司請我們 在節(jié)目上為他們的新摩托揭幕 我真心十分榮幸

Here it is.The harley-davidson rushmore!It's exciting! 請看 首次登場 哈利-戴維森極速前進(jìn)摩托 多棒啊