生活大爆炸 第六季:第3集:理論物理學(下)
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How can any woman spend eight hours a day alone with this face and not fall in love with it?
一個女人每天與這萌臉共處八小時怎么可能不愛上他呢？
Well, for starters,at some point, that face starts talking.
首先我要說那臉一開始講話就什么都幻滅了。
Amy, this is crazy.You have nothing to be suspicious about.
艾米這太夸張了！你根本不用懷疑什么。
I'm not suspicious.I just want to stop in, say hi to my boyfriend and meet his new assistant.
我不是懷疑！我只是路過跟我男朋友打個招呼然后見見新助理
Can we go now? Hang on.What are you doing? Isn't it obvious?
可以走了嗎？稍等。你干什么呢？這還不明顯嗎？
I'm spreading my scent to mark my territory.Come on, Amy. That is not gonna work. Really?
我在用體味申明領地得了吧，沒用的，真的嗎？
Because just before you became my best friend,I did this all over your apartment.
在你成為我閨蜜之前我也對你整間公寓做了同樣的事
Has your, uh, assistant said anything about me? In fact, she has.
你的助理有提到過我嗎其實還真有。
Uh, her exact words were, "What is that guy's problem?"
她的原話是 "這家伙什么毛病"
I'm in her head. Let the dance begin.
她記住我了好戲開始
Here's your frozen yogurt, Dr. Cooper.
你的冷凍優(yōu)格，庫珀博士
This should be fun.
這該有意思了
Half chocolate, half vanilla,side by side, not swirled? Yes.
一半巧克力一半香草挨著的。沒攪在一起嗎？對。
Half a teaspoon of sprinkles? Rainbow, not chocolate.Two cherries? One on top, one on the bottom.
半茶匙碎末彩虹的不是巧克力的。兩顆櫻桃，一顆在上一顆在下
Stems removed? Um...top one, yes.I didn't check the one on the bottom.
莖拿掉么了？呃上邊的拿掉了下面的我沒檢查
I'm so sorry, Dr. Cooper.It's all right, Alex.I'm not mad at you; I'm just disappointed.
不好意思 庫珀博士.沒事的艾利克斯.我并不生氣 只是很失望
Wait, Alex. Do you want to join us? Uh, Alex, a moment.
等等艾利克斯要跟我們一起吃嗎？艾利克斯稍等片刻
I need a word with Dr. Hofstadter.
我有些話要跟霍夫斯塔德博士說
Do you think it's appropriate for her to sit with us, given her station? Given her what?
你覺得她跟我們一起坐合適嗎？就憑她的身份。憑她的什么。
If I've learned anything from British television shows on PBS, it's that servants dine downstairs with their own kind.
要說我從PBS臺的英劇里學到什么的話那就是仆人和他的同伴們都是坐樓下吃飯的
What? It's a kindness, Leonard.
什么？這是種仁慈，萊納德
Otherwise, you're cruelly tempting them with a glimpse of a world that's just beyond their sootstained fingertips.
不然的話你就是在殘酷地引誘他們體驗一下比滿手油煙更高層次的生活
Oh, sure. Please join us. Oh, okay. Thank you.
那必須，請坐吧。好的，謝謝
So, Alex, what's the topic of your dissertation?
艾利克斯 你畢業(yè)論文的題目是什么
I'm looking for Trojan asteroids at Earth's LFive Lagrange point.
在地球的L5拉格朗日點尋找特洛伊小行星
Oh, that happens to be Dr. Koothrappali's field of expertise.You two have a lot to talk about.
這正巧是庫薩帕里博士的專業(yè)領域呢？你們有很多東西可以聊，
Is that true? Is he all right? No.
真的嗎？他還好嗎？不
But compared to your boss,he's the poster boy for sanity.
但跟你的老板相比他就是精神正常的代表
It's okay, I've been around scientists all my life.
還好啦 我這輩子都在和科學家打交道
My dad's an astronomer at SETI.
我爸是SETI的天文學家
Oh, SETI the Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence.
SETI尋找外太空星球智慧生命計劃
You should introduce him to Sheldon. The search is over.
把謝爾頓介紹給你爸他就不用搜尋了
So, what kind of research are you doing? Highenergy lasers. Oh. Military?
那你是做什么研究的高能激光，軍用嗎？
Not yet, but I can remove unwanted hair from two miles away.You were right.
還沒呢。但我能從兩英里外替人激光除毛。你是對的
I had nothing to worry about.That skank's your problem, not mine.
我沒什么可擔心的。這騷貨是你的問題，不是我的
You're very funny, Dr. Hofstadter. Thank you. Aah! Cherry stem! Cherry stem!
你真幽默霍夫斯塔德博士。謝謝。啊，櫻莖！櫻莖！
How you doing, Howie? You feeling a little better?
華仔你還好嗎？感覺好點了嗎？
Oh, a lot better, thanks. One sec.Listen close. I don't have a lot of time.
好多了，謝謝，等一下。聽好了我時間不多
I need you to go to my house.
我要你趕緊去我家
In my bedroom, you'll find a model rocket.
在我房間里有個火箭模型
I want you to take it and bring it back to your place.Okay...
我要你把它帶回你家，好的
Step 2: build a version roughly 14 stories high.
第二步 照著建一個14層樓高的版本
Fill it full of rocket fuel and come get me.
裝滿火箭燃油來接我
I'll leave the door unlocked.
我會給你把門留著的
Howie, honey, maybe you should talk to someone,let them know you're having a little anxiety.
華仔，親愛的，也許你該跟別人談談讓他們知道你有些焦慮
No, no, I'm fine. No anxiety! We should probably talk in code.
不，不，我很好，沒有焦慮癥！咱們還是用暗號交流吧。
From now on, "Frog" is me, "Sandwich" means you and "Lemon" means rocket. So, come on, sandwich,build me a lemon 'cause froggy wants to come home!
從現(xiàn)在起小蛙是我三明治是你檸檬是火箭?？禳c三明治給我造架檸檬，小蛙要回家。
Look at you, putting on a brave face.
瞧你 還假裝堅強
There's nothing to be brave about.Everything's fine. Really?
沒什么好需要堅強的我沒事，真的嗎？
I don't know how much you know about primate behavior, but Sheldon's assistant was clearly courting Leonard.
我不知道你對靈長類動物行為知道多少，不過謝爾頓的助理絕對在向萊納德求歡
Were she a mandrill, she would have bent over and displayed her brightly colored hindquarters like a big red welcome mat.
如果她是狒狒，肯定會彎下身展示她那看似大紅色蹭鞋墊的鮮亮斑斕后臀。
By the way, you try that at the junior prom,you get kicked out.
順便說下如果在低年級畢業(yè)舞會上試這招會被踢出去的。
Okay, maybe she was flirting with him, but who cares?
好吧，也許她是在和他調情，可誰在乎??？
Look, I don't even know where my relationship is with Leonard is right now.
我都不知道我現(xiàn)在和萊納德的關系算什么。
So says your prefrontal cortex.
這是你的前額葉在說話。
But meanwhile, the limbic system of your brain is calculating that if another woman is attracted to Leonard,it must be because he's desirable.
但同時，你大腦中的邊緣系統(tǒng)在計算如果有另一個女人對萊納德有興趣那肯定是因為他值得擁有
Well, of course he's desirable.I mean, he's great.
他當然值得擁有了，他棒極了。
He's smart, he's sweet,and, ooh, in the bedroom, whew,let me tell you, he really tries.
他聰明溫柔而且在房事上，老天我告訴你。他真是拼了老命了。
So it does bother you.Fine, it bothers me a little.
所以這事讓你煩心，好吧，是讓我有點煩。
No. You know what? This is stupid.
算了這太傻了
It doesn't bother me. Okay, it bothers me.
我才不煩呢，好吧，我很煩。
But only because she wouldn't stop laughing.Leonard is not that funny.
但只是因為她很捧場他的笑話.萊納德沒那么幽默搞笑
And there you have it; prefrontal cortex reasoning versus limbic lust.
這就是了前額葉理性對抗邊緣系統(tǒng)的欲望
If this were a boxing match, they might call it "The thrilla adjacent to the amygdala."
如果這是拳擊賽 就會叫做"扁桃體的震顫"
If you were a brain scientist, you would be busting a gut right now!
如果你是腦部學家你現(xiàn)在肯定會笑到尿褲子！
So, how was work today?Ah, it was all right, I guess.
今天工作怎么樣？還行吧。
Got to Heimlich a cherry stem out of Sheldon.
用海氏急救法拯救櫻桃?？夤艿闹x爾頓
Caught Raj right in the eye. You're kidding.
結果那梗還噴到拉杰的眼睛，真的假的
No, Raj had to go to the nurse.Wow. Anything else?
拉杰都得去醫(yī)療室了還有什么事嗎？
Mmm, the nurse is a woman, so he couldn't talk to her.
護士是個女的，所以他沒法開口說話。
She had to bring him a Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt.
她不得不給他拿個芝麻街里的公仔讓他指出他哪里疼。
Is that it? Isn't that enough?
就這些嗎？這還不夠精彩嗎？
It had the weaponized fruit and a puppet.What more do you want?
有武器化的水果與公仔你還想聽什么刺激的？
Oh, good, Leonard, you're here.Science news.This will interest you.
太好了，萊納德，你在家?？茖W新聞。你會有興趣的。
And, Penny, feel free to paint your nails.What do you got?
佩妮，想涂指甲請隨意，有什么新鮮事？
I believe Alex may have unearthed the grade school science project that could be my ticket to the Nobel Prize.
我相信艾利克斯發(fā)現(xiàn)了我的小學科研項目也許就是我贏得諾貝爾大獎的機會
Behold."Magnet What Do They Stick To?"
請看磁鐵，它們吸的是什么。
If the answer is "Metal," It's not exactly groundbreaking.
如果答案是金屬 那可能不夠開創(chuàng)性
The original title was "A Rederivation of Maxwell's Equations Regarding Electromagnetism."
原來的名字是"再推導馬克斯韋爾的電磁學方程式"
I dumbed it down because some of the more religious people in town were starting to say I was a witch.
我棄用了那個名字因為當時我家鄉(xiāng)有些信教的人開始說我是個巫婆
Sheldon thinks the approach in this paper might change the way we calculate ferromagnetic hysteresis.
謝爾頓認為這篇論文里的算法可能會改變我們計算磁滯的方法
Oh, it's about time. I hated the old way.Hi. I'm Penny. Alex.
也是時候了。我討厭以前的算法。你好，我是佩妮。我叫艾利克斯
Uh, do you work with Dr. Hofstadter?
你與霍夫斯塔德博士共事嗎？
In a way.We've kind of been involved in a fiveyear experiment.
在某些方面我們之間有五年長的一系列實驗關系
Oh. Well, you're lucky. He seems very talented.
你真幸運。他非常有才華
And I'm sure a lot of people want to work with him.
我肯定很多人想與他共事
Well, a lot of people can't.Come on.Where are we going?
很多人沒份兒，來吧！去哪里？
My limbic system wants to take your pants off.She seems nice.
我的邊緣系統(tǒng)想脫掉你的褲子，她人挺好的。
Notice people on your own time. We're working.
用你自己的時間觀察他人，我們正工作呢？
Hey, Howie, how you feeling? Better. Much better.
華仔感覺還好嗎？好些了，好多了。
The other astronauts held me down, gave me a shot.
其他的宇航員按住我給我來了一針
Attention, people of Earth:Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.
注意地球人：今晚夜空上會有兩個月亮。
Howie, stop that.NASA's watching this!Put your pants back on!
豪伊，別這樣。太空署看著呢！把褲子穿上！
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