生活大爆炸 第三季:第1集 謝爾頓被三人欺騙,賭氣回家(下)
Hey, how's sheldon doing?
嘿謝爾頓怎么樣了
Well, he came out of his room this morning wearing his Darth Vader helmet and trying to chop me to death with the "force"
他早上從他房間出來(lái)時(shí)帶著黑武士頭盔想用“能量”砍死我
so I would say "a little better."
所以我覺(jué)得他好點(diǎn)了
If I may abruptly change the subject, did you and Penny finally... you know.
請(qǐng)?jiān)徫彝蝗桓淖兾覀兊脑掝}你最終有沒(méi)有跟佩妮那樣
Howard... Personally, I don't care, but my genitals wanted me to ask.
霍華德 我本人是不關(guān)心但是我的小弟弟叫我問(wèn)你
Well tell your genitals what I do with Penny is none of their business.
告訴你的小弟弟我跟佩妮的進(jìn)展不關(guān)他的事
He says they didn't do it.
他說(shuō)他們沒(méi)發(fā)生那種事
Sheldon, over here.
謝爾頓 這邊
What are you doing?
你在做什么
well, I feel bad for the guy.
他讓我感到難受
Sheldon, why are you sitting by yourself?
謝爾頓 你為什么單獨(dú)坐在那里
Because I am without friends.
因?yàn)槲覜](méi)有朋友
Like the proverbial cheese, I stand alone.
我就像德國(guó)童謠唱的奶酪一樣，獨(dú)自生存
Evenhile seated.
(德語(yǔ))獨(dú)自就座
Come on. We said we we sorry.
拜托 我們向你道歉了
It's going to take more than an "I'm sorry"
你的一句"我很抱歉"
and a storebought apology pie from Penny to make up for what you've done to me.
和從佩妮店里面買的道歉餡餅都不能抵消你們對(duì)我犯下的罪行
Hey, Cooper.
嘿 庫(kù)珀
Read your retraction email.
我看到了你發(fā)的收回信
Way to destroy your reputation.
這下你的名譽(yù)可毀了
You see?
看到了吧
People have been pointing and laughing at me all morning.
整個(gè)早上人們一直指指點(diǎn)點(diǎn)嘲笑我
That's not true.
不光是今天早上
People have been pointing and laughing at you your whole life.
人們一直都在指指點(diǎn)點(diǎn)嘲笑你
All right, I've had enough.
好了 我受夠了
Attention, everyone.
各位請(qǐng)注意
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
我是謝爾頓·庫(kù)珀博士
As many of you in the physics department might know my career trajectory has taken a minor detour.
正如你們中的許多來(lái)自物理系的人所知我的事業(yè)軌跡出現(xiàn)了小小的曲折
Off a cliff.
墜下了懸崖
My credibility may have been damaged
我的名譽(yù)多少受到了點(diǎn)損壞
Completely wrecked.
徹底損壞了
But I would like to remind you that in science,
但是我想提醒各位的是
there's no such thing as failure.
在科學(xué)領(lǐng)域不存在失敗
There once was a man who was referred to his prediction of a cosmological constant as the single "biggest blunder" of his career.
曾有一個(gè)人因?yàn)樗麑?duì)一個(gè)宇宙常數(shù)的預(yù)測(cè)而被稱為他事業(yè)中的最大錯(cuò)誤
That man's name was surprise, surprise Albert Einstein.
這個(gè)人的名字就是你們猜，你們猜愛因斯坦
Yeah, but research into Dark Energy proved that Einstein's cosmological constant was actually right all along, so you're still surprise, surprise a loser.
但是暗能量的研究證明愛因斯坦的宇宙常數(shù)是一直正確的，所以你仍然是一個(gè)你們猜，你們猜失敗者
Oh, you think you're so clever.
哦，你以為你很聰明
Well, let me just tell you,
但是，讓我來(lái)告訴你
while I do not currently have a scathing retort,
雖然我現(xiàn)在想不出尖刻的話來(lái)反駁你
you check your email periodically for a doozy.
但我想到之后會(huì)發(fā)郵件給你的
So much for our friendship with Sheldon.
我們和謝爾頓的友誼算是完了
Well, we always have the night the heat went out.
不過(guò)暖氣停了的那晚將會(huì)一直留在我們的記憶中
Hi. Hey.
嗨 嘿
Listen, since we got, you know, interrupted last night, I didn't have a chance to give you this.
以為我們昨天晚上被打斷了我沒(méi)找到機(jī)會(huì)給你這個(gè)
Oh, Leonard, you shouldn't have.
哦，萊納德，你不用這樣的
Oh, boy!
哦，天哪
What is it?
這是什么
It's a snowflake.
一片雪花
From the North Pole.
北極的雪花
Are you serious? Uhhuh.
真的嗎？是啊
It'll last forever.
永不變質(zhì)的
I preserved in a one percent solution of polyvinyl acetal resin.
我把它保存在純凈的 聚乙烯醇縮醛樹脂里了
Oh, my God.
天哪
That's the most romantic thing anyone's ever said to me that I didn't understand.
這是我聽到但沒(méi)能理解的話中最浪漫的一句
It's actually a pretty simple process.
其實(shí)這個(gè)過(guò)程挺簡(jiǎn)單的
You see, cyanoacrylates are monomers which polymerize on
氰基丙烯酸酯這種單質(zhì)會(huì)聚合于
Red alert, Leonard. Sheldon ran away.
紅色警報(bào)，萊納德，謝爾頓跑了
Man, I cannot catch a break.
天，我就不能走運(yùn)一回
So, how do you know he ran way?
你怎么知道他跑了
Well, he's not answering his phone, he handed in his resignation at the university and he sent me a text that said, "I'm running away."
他不接電話向?qū)W校提交了辭職報(bào)告。他還發(fā)短信給我說(shuō)，“我跑了”
Okay, well, thanks for letting me know.
好吧，謝謝你告訴我
Well, Leonard, aren't you going to do something?
萊納德，你不要做點(diǎn)什么嗎
Of course I'm going to do something.
當(dāng)然要做了
Uh, Howard, you check the comic book
霍華德，你去漫畫書店看看
Raj, go to the Thai restaurant.
拉杰去泰國(guó)飯館看看
I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
我跟佩妮呆在她家里
Oh, damn it
我靠
It's Sheldon's mother.
是謝爾頓他媽
A break cannot be caught.
我算是走不了運(yùn)了
Hi, Mrs. Cooper.
你好，庫(kù)珀夫人
he is?
是嘛
Sheldon went home to Texas
謝爾頓回得克薩斯州的家了
Yeah, no, I know he resigned.
是的，我知道他辭職了
Yes... I guess it is kind of our fault.
是的，我想是我們的錯(cuò)
No, no, no. Youyou're right. Someone needs to come talk to him.
不不不，你是對(duì)的 是要有人跟他談?wù)?/div>
Don't worry, I'll take care of it.
別擔(dān)心，我會(huì)處理的
Yeah. All right.
好的，好吧
New plan.
新計(jì)劃
Howard, you and Raj go to Texas. I'll stay here with Penny in her apartment.
霍華德，你和拉杰特去得克薩斯。我跟佩妮呆在她家里
Well, you're not gonna go with them?
你不跟他們一起去嗎
Well, you know, I gave you the snowflake and we were kissing and...
我剛剛送給你雪花我們正在接吻
Oh, come on, I don't want to go to Texas!
拜托，我可不想這時(shí)候去得克薩斯
Oh, right, and I do. My people already crossed a desert once. We're done.
你以為我想去。我們猶太人已經(jīng)穿越了一次沙漠了。我們不再干了
Trust me, you'll be fine. See ya.
相信我，你會(huì)沒(méi)事的，再見
Well, wait a second, Leonard, come on, how can you not go? He's your best friend. Yeah, but I already saw him naked.
等一下，萊納德。你怎么能不去呢，他是你最好的朋友。沒(méi)錯(cuò)，但他的裸體我已經(jīng)看過(guò)了
I promise I will be he when you get back.
我保證我會(huì)等著你回來(lái)
Just go help Sheldon.
放心去幫謝爾頓吧
Really?
真的
Yeah. We waited a few months. We can wait a few more days.
是啊，我們已經(jīng)等了幾個(gè)月了 再等幾天又有何妨
Maybe you can.
你也許能等
Go.
快去
Boy, you cannot catch a break, can you?
天，你算是走不了運(yùn)了
Here you go, Shelly. Thaks, Mom.
給你，謝利，謝謝，媽
Hold your horses, young man.
等等，年輕人
Here in Texas, we pray before we eat. Aw, Mom.
這里是德克薩斯州，飯前得先祈禱，媽
This is not California, land of the heathen.
又不是在加利福尼亞，都是異教徒
Gimme.
手給我
By His hand we are all... ...fed.
上帝恩賜同胞，汗血
Give us, Lord, our daily... ...bread.
歡喜領(lǐng)受為人，服役
Please know that we are truly... ...grateful.
我們會(huì)食同心，感謝
For every cup and every... ...plateful. Amen.
(基督教，謝飯歌) 一粥一飯來(lái)處，不易，阿門
Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
也沒(méi)什么難的，是吧
My objection was based on considerations other than difficulty.
我拒絕是基于個(gè)人意愿而不是難度
Whatever. Jesus still loves you.
不管怎樣， 耶穌仍然愛你
Thank you for carving a smiley face in my grilled cheese sandwich.
謝謝你幫我在烤芝士三明治上刻了個(gè)笑臉
I know how to take care of my baby.
我知道怎么關(guān)心我的寶貝
His eyes cames out a little thin, but you can just pretend he's Chinese.
他的眼睛烤得有點(diǎn)細(xì)不過(guò)你可以把他假想為中國(guó)人
So, do you want to talk about what happened with you and your little friends?
想談?wù)勀愀闩笥褌冊(cè)趺椿厥聠?/div>
They're not my friends. All right.
他們才不是我朋友，好吧
If you recall, when you were little,
回想一下，你小的時(shí)候
we sat right here at this very spot
我們也是就坐在這里
We talked about some of the problems that you had get in along with the neighbor kids.
也是這樣談起你和鄰居家孩子們相處上的一些問(wèn)題
That was different.
那不同
They were threatened by my intelligence and too stupid to know that's why they hated me.
他們是因我的智慧而感受到威脅又蠢得不知道這點(diǎn)，因此才恨我的
Oh baby, they knew very well why they hate you.
寶貝，他們很清楚自己為什么恨你
I can't believe you bought a red cowboy hat.
真不敢相信你還真買了頂紅色牛仔帽
Hello? I'm wearing a red turtleneck
配我里面穿的紅色高領(lǐng)毛衣啊
Plus, it was the only boys' large they had.
再說(shuō)，童裝大號(hào)的只有這個(gè)色
I'm sorry, this does not look like Texas. Where's the tumbleweeds? Whe's the saloons?
抱歉，可這真不像德克薩斯。
Saloons?
小酒館
Yeah, like in the movies I saw growing up in India.
對(duì)，像我從小在印度看的電影里那種
You know, uh, Four for Texas, Yellow Rose of Texes.
比如《德州四杰》(1963年老電影)《德克薩斯的黃玫瑰》(民歌)
This neighborhood is more likeTexas Chainsaw
這附近更像是電鋸版的德州
I was really hoping to see a cattle drive.
我原指望能看到牛仔趕牛
What can I tell you?
怎么說(shuō)呢
They probably have steaks on sale at that bigass Costco over there.
那邊那家賊大的好市多(連鎖超市)，可能會(huì)有牛排出售
Will you please take that stupid hat off?
能不能把那頂討厭的帽子給摘了
No, I want to blend in.
不行，我得入鄉(xiāng)隨俗
To what? Toy Story?
入什么鄉(xiāng)，玩具總動(dòng)員
Hi, boys. Howdy, ma'am.
你們好，孩子們
Howdy to you too. You got here quick...We took the redeye. Well, come on in.
你好女士(牛仔常用)，你們也好，來(lái)得夠快的。我們坐長(zhǎng)途夜航班機(jī)來(lái)的，快請(qǐng)進(jìn)
Thank you kindly.
衷心感謝
Can I... Can I get you something to drink? Uh, no, thank you.
想喝點(diǎn)什么嗎？不用了，謝謝
If you don't mind,I got a hankerin' for a Lone Star beer.
不介意的話，我很想見識(shí)下孤星啤酒(德州特產(chǎn))
There's no alcohol in this household.
我們家禁止飲酒
Stop talking like that and lose the hat.
別這么說(shuō)話(指他學(xué)德州口音)，把帽子摘了
Sorry, I'll take a diet YooHoo if you have it.
抱歉，有的話給我杯低糖喲呵(巧克力飲料)
You'll take a Coke.
就給你可樂(lè)吧
What about you? Radge, isn't it?
你呢，你叫拉吉(名字搞錯(cuò)了啦)，對(duì)嗎
Oh, you still having trouble talking to the ladies?
還是不敢跟女的講話是吧
Because, you know, at our church,
我們教堂里
We have a woman who's an amazing healer.
有位女士，是位了不起的治療師
Mostly she does, uh, crutch and wheelchair people,
多數(shù)時(shí)候她都在治療柱拐杖和坐輪椅的
But I bet she'd be willing to take a shot at whatever Third World demon is running around inside of you.
但我敢打賭，她一定愿意試試幫你治療不管你中的是什么第三世界的邪
Uh, if you don't mind, Mrs. Cooper, There's a 3:05 nonstop back to Los Angeles and you have no idea how much I want to be on it.
請(qǐng)?jiān)?，?kù)珀夫人三點(diǎn)零五分有班直達(dá)返回洛杉磯的航班。你無(wú)法想象我有多想搭上這班飛機(jī)
A girl?
趕著見女孩子
Uh, yes, ma'am.
是的，女士
Oh, good. I been praying for you.
很好，我一直在為你祈禱
Oh, Sheldon.
謝爾頓
What are they doing here? We came to apologize.
他們來(lái)這干嘛？我們是來(lái)道歉的
Again. And bring you home.
再次道歉，并帶你回去
So, why don't you pack up your stuff and we'll head back
何不快去收拾東西，我們這就回去
No, this is my home now.
不要，現(xiàn)在這里就是我的家
Thanks to you, my career is over. And I will spend the rest of my life here in Texas
拜你們所賜，我的職業(yè)生涯完了我的余生只能在德州度過(guò)
Trying to teach evolution to creationists.
設(shè)法把進(jìn)化論教給上帝論者們
You watch your mouth, Shelly.
說(shuō)話注意點(diǎn)，謝利
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
人人都有表達(dá)自己意見的權(quán)利
Evolution isn't an opinion, it's fact.
進(jìn)化論不是種意見，而是事實(shí)
And that is your opinion.
這種一家之言，也只是你的意見
I forgive you. Let's go home.
我原諒你們了，我們回家
Don't tell me prey doesn't work.
誰(shuí)說(shuō)祈禱沒(méi)有用
How about that.I finally caught a break.
太好了，總算走運(yùn)了一回
You know how they say when friends have sex,it can get weird?
都說(shuō)朋友間發(fā)生性關(guān)系，會(huì)變得很奇怪
Sure.
是啊
Why does it have to get weird?
為什么非得變奇怪
I don't know.
我不知道
I mean, we were friends,and now we're more than friends.
我們一直是朋友，現(xiàn)在又不僅僅是朋友了
We're whatever "this" is.
不管我們現(xiàn)在算什么
But why label it, right? I mean, it is what it is and...
干嘛非得歸類，對(duì)吧是什么就是什么...
Leonard? Yeah? It's weird. totally.
萊納德，嗯。我覺(jué)得很奇怪，絕對(duì)的
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