待嫁的姑娘，你能這么想，我也就能放心娶別人了

Please be as weird as me

Please be as weird as me

-me every time i meet someone

每次當我遇見某個人的時候，我都會祈禱，千萬要和我一樣特立獨行呀!

I'm worried that i may have already met the man of my dreams,but probabaly told him to fuck off.

我很擔心我都已經(jīng)遇見過我的Mr. Right了， 可是我或許已經(jīng)叫他滾開了....

Guy i find attractive:

-Famous

-taken

-Twice my age

-Don't know i exist.

-Not Real.

吸引我的類型：有名氣，會被我俘虜，歲數(shù)比我大兩倍，不知道我的存在，虛幻的...

It's like boys are the oscar,and I'm the Leonardo Dicaprio.

好像男孩子都是奧斯卡獎，我就是萊昂納多·迪卡普里奧。

What if i got a boyfriend?I wouldn't know what to do ...What do they eat? How often do they have to be walked?

萬一我有了男朋友怎么辦?其他情侶他們都吃什么?多久出去散一次步好呢?

just because I don't have a boyfriend, it doesn't mean I'm alone.I have food and the Internet.

我不會因為沒有男朋友而感到孤獨，因為我有好吃的，我還可以上網(wǎng)。

Everything I like is either expensive, fattening or won't text me.

所有我喜歡的要么太貴，要么讓我長肥，要么就是不給我發(fā)消息。

I'm single by choice.Not my choice, but still a choice.

我單身是個選擇，不是我的選擇，但卻仍然是個選擇。

Relationship status:eating.

感情狀態(tài)：吃ING......

Everyone's getting a boyfriend and you know what I'm getting? Fatter.

每個人都擁有了男朋友，而我呢?只是日漸肥胖的我。

I really reallty really love My Boyfriend Cat.

我真的真的真的很愛我的男朋友(貓)。

My boyfriend is like square root of -1. Imaginary.

我的男朋友就是，-1的平方根——根本不存在。

How to get a boyfriend:

交男朋友攻略：

1.I have aboslutely no idea.

2. cry

1、我也不知道。

2、哭。

Who am i shaving for?

女為知己者容，我呢?

Dear future husband, i hope you're a good cook.

我親愛的未來老公啊，但愿你會是個優(yōu)秀的廚師~

輕松學

Better late than never.

遲到總比不到好。

A: You're twenty minutes late for everything, it seems.

似乎每件事你都會慢二十分鐘。

B: Calm down. Better late than never.

冷靜點。遲到總比不到好。

(每天學一條，贊一下)