敢不敢看你的朋友圈里有幾個二貨

2. And because of this you’ve experienced plenty of awkwardsilences after making a joke in your group.

笑完之后永遠會出現(xiàn)長達數(shù)秒的尷尬冷場。

3. When introducing you to new friends or family, you’ve beentold to “just be normal.”

帶你去見新朋友或家人的時候提醒你“待會兒正常點兒”。

4. And quite honestly, you’re not really sure what being normal entails.

你嘴上答應好好好，心里卻在認真想“哈?正常點是什么意思嘛?”

5. Plus, when you try to be normal, you just see plenty of opportunities to be the exact opposite.

結果當你試圖正常的時候，卻發(fā)現(xiàn)無數(shù)可以發(fā)揮本性的機會。

6. You’re all too familiar with that “What the hell are you doing” expression from your friends.

周圍的人常常對你說：“你到底是在干嘛啦!”

7. And the answer to their question is usually “Honestly, I’m not sure.”

你的回答一般是：“我也不是很清楚”。

8. You can remember very specific instances in which you embarrassed your friends.

你能回想起無數(shù)個讓朋友丟臉的瞬間。

9. You are always the one ruining the squad photo.

你的出現(xiàn)毀了一張又一張完美的合照。

10. Sometimes you feel like you have to reign yourself in so as not to disturb the peace.

你有時覺得必須控制住體內的洪荒之力，以免破壞整體和諧氣氛。

11. Your friends have received a multitude of bizarre texts from you.

朋友們收到過很多你發(fā)來的奇奇怪怪的信息。

12. You’re not entirely sure why, but none of them come to you for relationship advice.

你也很疑惑為什么朋友都不找你咨詢感情問題。

13. But when they need help scaring people off, they come straight your way.

但當他們需要嚇跑別人的時候，總是第一時間跑來咨詢你。

14. Sometimes all your friends are bonding over a thing and you have nothing to contributebecause you’re not on the same wavelength.

周圍所有人都在聊同一問題或做同一件事時，你總摻不進去，因為你和大家并不在一個頻道。

15. Which usually means you make side comments to entertain yourself.

這個時候你就自動開啟了自娛自樂模式。

16. And you have no problem with wandering off and doing your own thing.

讓你一個人在一邊玩兒也毫無壓力。

17. You fuckin’ love Twitter.

雖然朋友圈微博很流行，但你仍然舍不下QQ空間。

18. And you make meme references or use obscure movie quotes in regular conversation.

你的日常對話離不開一般人看不懂的表情包和聽都沒聽過的電影臺詞。

19. You own various items of clothing or accessories that your friends would never be caughtdead in.

你的好多衣服和首飾是你朋友永遠穿不出來的。

20. And theme parties are your DREAM.

主題派對是你的最愛。

21. And when your friends FINALLY say “who wants to get weird tonight?” you are so ready.

當你朋友說：“今晚我們大家都是傻逼!”時，你感覺終于受到了召喚。

22. Because no matter how strange you are, your friends love you for it and they know they canalways count on you to make life a fun ride.

因為不管你多二，你的朋友還是愛你的，你就是大家生活的娛樂版塊。