真的惹到你了， 你會(huì)怎么辦？

　　Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.

　　老師：瑪麗亞，請(qǐng)?jiān)诘貓D上指出美國(guó)。

　　Maria: This is it.

　　瑪麗亞：在這兒。

　　Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

　　老師：好，同學(xué)們，誰(shuí)發(fā)現(xiàn)的美國(guó)?

　　Class: Maria did.

　　全體同學(xué)：瑪麗亞。

　　A: Did you hear that a baby was fed on elephant's milk and gained twenty pounds in a week.

　　A：聽(tīng)說(shuō)了嗎?一個(gè)孩子喝大象的奶，一周內(nèi)長(zhǎng)了20磅。

　　B: That's impossible. Whose baby?

　　B：不可能吧，誰(shuí)的孩子?

　　A: An elephant's.

　　A：大象的孩子。

　　A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.

　　一個(gè)喝得爛醉如泥的男人從酒吧里走出來(lái)，看到另一個(gè)醉酒的人。

　　He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"

　　他抬頭看看天，說(shuō)：“那是太陽(yáng)還是月亮?”

　　The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."

　　另一個(gè)喝醉的人說(shuō)：“我不知道，我是新來(lái)的。”

　　When somebody makes you really angry, count to three. When you get to two, punch them in the face. They won’t be expecting that.

　　別人真的惹到你的時(shí)候，你就從一數(shù)到三。數(shù)到二的時(shí)候，你就一拳打到他們的臉上。他們肯定猜不到你會(huì)這么做。