諾獎得主告訴你女人如何被愛

2016-05-03 09:33:11  每日學英語

From William Golding

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men,they are far superior and always have been.Whatever you give a woman,she will make greater.If you give her sperm,she'll give you a baby.If you give her a house,she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!

我覺得女人假裝和男人平等真是太傻了,因為一直以來,女人都遠比男人優(yōu)秀。無論你給一個女人什么,你都會得到更多回報。你給她精子,她給你一個孩子;你給她一座房子,她給你一個家。你給她一堆食材,她給你一頓美餐;你給她一個微笑,她會給你她的心。她會使你給他的東西放大和倍增。所以,如果你給她任何廢話,那么請準備好收獲成噸的垃圾。

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