8個讓你樂翻天的笑話！

媽媽：今天在學(xué)校過的怎么樣，帕特里克?

Patrick：It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!

帕特里克：媽媽，非常棒!今天我們做了炸藥!

Mother：Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?

媽媽：哦，這些天你和做了很有趣的玩意兒，明天在學(xué)校你想做點什么呢?

Patrick：What school?

帕特里克：還有什么學(xué)校啊?

2. Doctor: I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.

醫(yī)生：抱歉，你的病已經(jīng)到了晚期，只剩下十......

Patient: What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!

病人：你說什么?十?十什么?十個月?十個禮拜?!

Doctor: Nine.

醫(yī)生：九。

3. It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

外面太冷了，我看到政客竟把手放到自己的口袋里了。

4.Husband brings the child home from kindergarten and asks his wife, "He’s been crying the whole way home. Isn’t he sick or something?" "No," replies the wife, "he was just trying to tell you he isn’t our Frankie."

丈夫把孩子從幼兒園接回來，問妻子，“我?guī)貋恚飞弦恢笨?，是不是病了，還是怎么了?”“不是”，妻子回答說，“他只是想告訴你他不是我們的弗蘭克。”

5.Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, “Wow, that’s got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site.”

兩名警察開車撞樹上了。片刻沉默后，一名警察說，“哇，這是我們抵達(dá)案發(fā)現(xiàn)場最早的一次。”

6. Knock, knock!

當(dāng)!當(dāng)!

Who’s there?

是誰啊?

Opportunity!

機(jī)遇!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

不可能。機(jī)遇不可能敲兩次門!

7. Q: A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour. How long does it take you to use them all?

問：醫(yī)生給你三片藥，每隔半小時吃一片。多長時間才能吃完?

A: One hour. You took the first one immediately.

答：一小時。第一片，剛拿到就吃了。

8. Q: A question in a math class. You have 2 apples in your hand and then you add another 4 apples in your hand. What do you have?

問：數(shù)學(xué)課上問的問題。你手里有兩個蘋果，再給你手上放四個蘋果，那么現(xiàn)在有?

A: A very big hand.

答：一個大手。