據(jù)說單身久了，內(nèi)心獨(dú)白會變成這樣......

　　1. I am more than positive I'll die alone.

　　我?guī)缀蹩梢源_信我要孤獨(dú)終老了。

　　2. Wait, I can't tell if he's flirting or just being friendly.

　　哎?他這是對我有好感么，還是只是表示友好而已。

　　3. Should I text my ex?

　　要不要給前任發(fā)個(gè)短信?

　　4. If need be, I'll marry myself.

　　要是可能的話，我想跟自己結(jié)婚。

　　5. I don't need a man! I am an independent woman!

　　我不需要男人!我是獨(dú)立的女性!

　　6. Being single is better!

　　單身更好!

　　7. Should I get a Tinder? Who knows - I might actually find the one!

　　要不要注冊個(gè)相親網(wǎng)站?誰知道呢——也許就找到了!

　　8. How do those two have each other and I have no one?

　　為什么他倆能在一起，而我就是一個(gè)人?

　　9. SRSLY, what's wrong with me?

　　講真，我是不是有什么問題?

　　10. I'm just waiting for Prince Charming.

　　我在等我的白馬王子。

　　11. When was the last time I kissed someone? I think I forgot how to kiss.

　　我上次接吻是什么時(shí)候?我覺得我都忘了怎么接吻了。

　　12. Netflix always makes my day better.

　　每天看會兒網(wǎng)劇能讓我感覺好點(diǎn)。