英語笑話之童真童趣

隔壁的夫婦生了一個(gè)黑人小孩。

Little Henry told his mother close by, "It must be why the couple smoke. They not only blacken themselves but also the baby."

小亨利就在旁邊對(duì)他的媽媽說：“一定是他們夫婦抽煙的原因。他們不僅熏黑了自己，還熏黑了寶寶。”

2. A boy followed his father to enter the garage with the cars fully parked.

男孩跟著父親走進(jìn)停滿小轎車的車庫。

He said to his father, "Papa, it must be an auto kindergarten here?"

他對(duì)父親說：“爸爸，這里一定是汽車幼兒園吧?”

3. Son:"Why are the hen's legs so short?"

兒子：“為什么母雞的腿那么短?”

Dad:"You are a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?"

父親：“你真笨。如果母雞的腿很長，它們下蛋時(shí)，雞蛋不就都摔破了嗎?”

4. Two boys are talking with each other.

兩個(gè)孩子正在交談。

"You see, in the old times there were no electricity, no radios, no televisions. How could our ancestors survive?"

“你想，古代沒有電，沒有收音機(jī)，也沒有電視。我們的祖先怎么能活著呢?”

"So they all died."

“所以他們都死了。”

5. Jenny's papa bought her a pair of new trousers, but it couldn't be worn as it shrank in the wash. Her mother got angry.

詹妮的爸爸給她新買了一條褲子，但剛一下水就縮得不能穿了。她的媽媽非常生氣。

But Jenny said. "Mama, I can wear it if you have me a bath."

詹妮卻說：“媽媽，你給我洗個(gè)澡，我就能穿了。”