雙語笑話：誰活了下來？

曾經(jīng)有一個完美男人和一個完美女人，它們邂逅于一個完美的聚會。完美的約會持續(xù)了兩年，然后他們舉行了完美的婚禮，并度過了完美的蜜月。之后他們有了兩個完美的孩子。

One day the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving in there perfect car, they saw an elf by the side of the road, being the perfect people they were they picked him up.

一天，完美男人和完美女人駕著他們那完美的轎車出行。他們在路邊看到一個精靈，由于他們是完美男女，于是他們載了精靈一程。

Well as the perfect man and the perfect woman were driving with the elf, somehow they got into an accident. Two people died and one lived.

由于完美男人和完美女人載上了精靈，他們不知何故發(fā)生了交通意外。其中二死一生。

Who died and who lived?

猜猜誰過世了而誰活了下來?

The perfect woman, because the perfect man and elves aren't real.

當然是完美女人活了下來，因為完美男人和精靈根本就是虛幻的。