十大最離譜的請假理由

　　The employee…

　　員工說……

　　…had a casserole in the oven.

　　……我烤箱里有一盤法式砂鍋菜

　　…had undergone cosmetic plastic surgery that needed some “tweaking.”

　　……我接受了整容手術(shù)，需要“稍微調(diào)整一下”。

　　…was sitting in the bathroom when her legs and feet fell asleep. When she stood up, she fell over and broke her ankle.

　　……我坐在浴室里的時候，腿和腳都麻了。站起來的時候不慎摔倒，腳踝骨折了。

　　…had been at a casino all weekend, still had money left on Monday morning, and didn’t want to break his lucky streak.

　　……我周末去了賭場，周一早上還剩一些錢，不想破壞自己的好運(yùn)氣。

　　…woke up in a good mood and didn’t want to ruin it.

　　……我早上起床心情舒暢，不想毀掉好心情。

　　…had “gotten lucky” the night before and didn’t know where he was.

　　……我前一天晚上有“艷遇”，現(xiàn)在不知道自己在哪兒。

　　…got stuck in a blood-pressure machine at the grocery store and couldn’t get out.

　　……我被食品雜貨店的血壓計(jì)粘住了，無法離開。

　　…had a gall stone she wanted to heal holistically.

　　……我發(fā)現(xiàn)一塊膽結(jié)石，希望將它完全治愈。

　　…caught his uniform on fire by putting it in the microwave to dry.

　　……我把制服放到微波爐里烘干，結(jié)果制服著火了。

　　…accidentally got on a plane.

　　……我一不小心上了一架飛機(jī)。