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本周,赫芬頓郵報婚禮專欄為大家?guī)砹艘幌盗型莆?,總結了婚姻生活經歷。
Below, 12 tweets that perfectly capture what married life is really like in less than 140 characters。
下面12個推文用少于140個字完美的捕捉到了婚姻生活的真諦。
1. Marriage is like a public toilet.Those waiting outside are desperate to get in.Those inside are desperate to get out。
婚姻猶如一個公共廁所。沒有進去的人迫不及待的想要沖進去。而進去的人又迫不及待地想出來。
— Stephanie Robinson (@adhesivesquish) April 30, 2015
2. Marriage:is like going to a restaurant. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that。
婚姻,猶如去餐館吃飯。你點了你想要吃的,但當你看到旁邊人點的菜后,你又想要他點的菜。
— Susie Creamcheese (@LunaticOnEdge) June 3, 2010
3. Marriage is like waiting in line for a ride at an amusement park. You spend 99% of the time pissed off for 1% of intense pleasure。
婚姻猶如在游樂場排隊等著玩。你花費了99%的時間在排隊生氣,而真正快樂消遣的時光只有1%。
— busty&blunt (@attsmcjay) April 15, 2015
4. Marriage is like deleting all the apps on your phone except one。
婚姻猶如將你手機上所有的APP都刪除而唯有一款是不能刪的。
— Haider (@LeMeHaider) April 2, 2015
5. Marriage is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand。
婚姻猶如玩橋牌。如果你沒有好的隊友,那就期待有手好牌吧。
— Dustin Not Hoffman (@Epicdaddy) April 27, 2015
6. Marriage is like a constant struggle to solve a jigsaw puzzle whose pieces keep on changing shapes every minute。
婚姻猶如一場持續(xù)不停的智力拼圖游戲,你費盡心思地想要拼好它,卻發(fā)現(xiàn)所有的拼圖分分鐘不停的在變形狀。
— TD (@ttrinadasgupta) April 19, 2015
7. Marriage is like a video game.Starts off easy, then gets harder, and eventually you go online and find a way to cheat。
婚姻就是一場電子游戲。開始很簡單,慢慢的開始變難,漸漸地你就開始上癮并最終發(fā)現(xiàn)作弊的奧秘。
— Chris Burns (@OneFunnyBastard) April 3, 2015
8. Marriage is like playing Monopoly. It starts out as fun, gets a little boring, then someone steals money from the bank and no one ever wins。
婚姻猶如玩地產大亨游戲。剛開始挺有趣,慢慢的開始變得無聊,然后你突然發(fā)現(xiàn)有人從銀行偷走了錢,這下誰也贏不了了。
— Roma Lott (@Roma_Lott) April 7, 2015
9. Put your GPS on full volume for your daily commute if you want to know what marriage is like。
如果你想知道婚姻是什么樣子的,把你日常交通工具的導航聲音開到最大你就知道了。
— Jennifer Chambers (@JenniTheUs) April 20, 2015
10. A bad #marriage is like a horrible job.You are happy to have one but always look out for other options。
一段糟糕的婚姻猶如一個糟糕的工作。你很樂于有份工作但是你會不停的尋找其它選擇。
— lovetto nazareth (@lovettonazareth) April 15, 2015
11. Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up。
婚姻猶如午夜兇鈴:首先聽到玲響,然后你醒了。
— YourTango Experts (@YTExperts) February 16, 2010
12. Marriage is like a beanbag; comfortable for a while then bloody difficult to get out of。
婚姻就像一個懶人沙發(fā);剛開始坐進去很舒服,然后你發(fā)現(xiàn)想要出來很困難。
— Winter Foenander (@ComedyDefect) April 13, 2015